RT @pattonoswalt: First word Mel Gibson says in THE ROAD WARRIOR: “Booby.” Last word he says: “Bullet.” Whole history of cinema, right t …
When I get old, I hope I’m healthy enough to change my own adult diapers.
RT @BrothrBubblGum: Some people believe in a kind & loving God. I believe in a cool, aloof one leaning against the church smoking a ciga …
My recipe suggestion for Heston Blumenthal: An edible human face, covered in pimples ready to burst and scabs that will bleed when picked.
Finally unfollowed by greasy estate agent @thechrisgilmour. Now I’m down to 11 lovely human beings and @Brisbanism who seems harmless enough
Thank you for unfollowing me @derekantoncich. I thought you never would.
The Beatles were the best overrated band ever!
RT @GiuliaRozzi: The few times I’ve walked into a poetry slam it felt like I just walked in on someone using the bathroom.