Funerals for the heart.
My first job when I moved to Los Angeles was an NBC Page. I walked around the Burbank lot in suffocating polyester slacks and coat, leading groups of drooling bumpkins on tours of the costume department, empty studios where they might see a janitor rubbing himself in his private region (yup, that…
RT @pattonoswalt: First word Mel Gibson says in THE ROAD WARRIOR: “Booby.” Last word he says: “Bullet.” Whole history of cinema, right t …
When I get old, I hope I’m healthy enough to change my own adult diapers.
RT @BrothrBubblGum: Some people believe in a kind & loving God. I believe in a cool, aloof one leaning against the church smoking a ciga …
My recipe suggestion for Heston Blumenthal: An edible human face, covered in pimples ready to burst and scabs that will bleed when picked.
Finally unfollowed by greasy estate agent @thechrisgilmour. Now I’m down to 11 lovely human beings and @Brisbanism who seems harmless enough
Thank you for unfollowing me @derekantoncich. I thought you never would.
RT @GiuliaRozzi: The few times I’ve walked into a poetry slam it felt like I just walked in on someone using the bathroom.
Try as they might, the Nazis could never get rid of the Prussian Blue residJew. http://t.co/5DygqYS
